Stupid Tree Mini Marker

That was not your fault. That tree had it coming.

The Stupid Tree Mini Marker is here for every disc golfer who has ever watched a perfectly good shot get absolutely mugged by one suspiciously placed branch. Mark your lie, glare at the nearest piece of lumber, and move on with whatever dignity you have left.

This mini is built for tournament rounds, league nights, casual chaos, and anyone who knows deep down that trees are not part of nature — they are paid actors.

Best Uses:

• Marking your lie after tree-related crimes
• League nights
• Tournament rounds
• Bag swag with emotional support value
• Blaming the environment instead of your release angle

Real Talk: The tree probably did nothing wrong. But we are absolutely not ready to admit that.