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NIckelslow Clown Mini Marker
NIckelslow Clown Mini Marker
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Sometimes disc golf gets weird.
You throw the perfect shot and hit the only branch within 100 feet. Your putter rolls farther than your drive. You lay up from 20 feet and somehow create a bigger problem. Before long you're standing in the fairway wondering if you're playing disc golf or starring in your own personal circus.
That's where the Clown Mini Marker comes in.
Featuring a delightfully unsettling clown design, this mini is perfect for marking your lie after a shot that leaves your cardmates speechless and you questioning every life choice that led to this moment.
Small enough to fit in any bag. Large enough to remind everyone that disc golf is a game of skill, luck, bad decisions, and occasional emotional damage.
Best Uses
- Marking your lie after hitting first available
- Tournament rounds
- League nights
- Reminding your card who the real clown is
- Accepting responsibility without actually accepting responsibility
Real Talk
The clown isn't following you.
The clown isn't hiding in the woods.
The clown isn't standing behind the basket.
The clown threw the disc.
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