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Stockpile accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBest Uses\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eControlled distance drives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHyzer flips and long turnover shots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTailwind distance lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayers who want a distance driver that does not require a bunker full of arm speed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBDLD Real Talk:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Dystopia is not here to save civilization. That ship has sailed. 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