{"product_id":"doomsday-discs-cardiac-arrest-ration","title":"Doomsday Discs Cardiac Arrest | 2\/2\/-3\/1 | Ration Plastic","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlight Numbers:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 \/ 2 \/ -3 \/ 1\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Doomsday Discs Cardiac Arrest is a heart-shaped putter because apparently normal circles were too emotionally stable. This thing is goofy, dramatic, weirdly lovable, and absolutely built for the player who looks at a normal disc and says, “Cool, but what if it looked like a Valentine from the apocalypse?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in Doomsday’s base Ration plastic, the Cardiac Arrest is an understable putt and approach disc with a whole lot of personality. It is not PDGA approved for sanctioned tournament play, which honestly feels correct. This is for casual rounds, collector shelves, putting league chaos, weird gift energy, and throwing something that makes your card stop mid-sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of the heart-shaped mold and the general absurdity of shipping a bunch of plastic hearts across the wasteland, some may have slight flight plate warping. That is not a defect so much as emotional damage. Very on brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest Uses:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual putting and approach nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDisc golf gifts that are actually funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollector shelves and conversation starters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePutting league chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort understable touch shots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreaking hearts and\/or chains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReal Talk:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is not your tournament putter. This is a heart-shaped Doomsday disc called Cardiac Arrest. Buy it because it is ridiculous, throw it because life is short, and hand it to your buddy when they ask if disc golf has gotten \"too normal\".\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doomsday Discs","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ 177+ \/ Stars","offer_id":48316329132224,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 177+ \/ Black","offer_id":48316332310720,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 177+ \/ Silver","offer_id":48316332605632,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0990\/4320\/files\/EA3C2E5A-B211-4258-829A-77CCD190D36D.jpg?v=1779423717","url":"https:\/\/littlediscs.golf\/products\/doomsday-discs-cardiac-arrest-ration","provider":"Big Dudes Little Discs ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}