{"product_id":"bdld-2-disc-mystery-box","title":"BDLD 2-Disc Mystery Box","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo discs. Zero clues. Questionable decision-making encouraged. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRECORD THE UNBOXING AND SEND IT TO US FOR A CHANCE TO BE FEATURED ON OUR SOCIALS AND 10% OFF YOUR NEXT ORDER!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBDLD 2-Disc Mystery Box\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who enjoy disc golf, surprises, and voluntarily handing control of their purchase to the same weirdos who thought Big Dudes Little Discs was a perfectly reasonable business name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery box contains \u003cstrong\u003eexactly two discs\u003c\/strong\u003e, and every box is built with some actual thought behind it. You will receive \u003cstrong\u003eone Fairway Driver or Distance Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e plus \u003cstrong\u003eone Midrange or Putter\u003c\/strong\u003e. Beyond that? Welcome to the mystery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePick Your Level of Chaos\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$15 — Two Used Discs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTwo previously loved discs looking for another chance at greatness. They may have some cosmetic wear because, shocking development, someone has thrown them before. What they lack in untouched innocence they make up for in cheap plastic-fueled entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$20 — Chaos Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is the true chaos tier. Your box could contain \u003cstrong\u003etwo used discs, two new discs, or one new and one used disc\u003c\/strong\u003e. We know what's inside. You don't. That's kind of the whole damn point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$25 — Two New Discs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTwo brand-new discs. No previous tree trauma. No pond-related emotional baggage. 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